75% Chance of Fury |
“This is a great moment, when you see, however distant, the goal of your wandering. The thing which has been living in your imagination suddenly become part of the tangible world. It matters not how many ranges, rivers or parching dusty ways may lie between you; it is yours now for ever.” |
| friend: | *whispering* if you're stupid say "what" |
| me: | what? |
| friend: | OH MAN |
| OH | |
| OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST | |
| I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME | |
| SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER. | |
| JESUS. JESUS HELP ME. |