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“This is a great moment, when you see, however distant, the goal of your wandering. The thing which has been living in your imagination suddenly become part of the tangible world. It matters not how many ranges, rivers or parching dusty ways may lie between you; it is yours now for ever.” |
oh my god
“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”
Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.
oh my god I’M DYING
YOUNG WOMEN FIND THEMSELVES DRAWN TO IMAGES OF MEN ENGAGING IN PREMARITAL KISSING
HOW-TO GUIDES FOR GAY SEX MANEUVERS
This is real. It’s a real article and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.
oh shit. now i know where my soul went to.
THIS IS GREAT.
You will find posts about gay marriage with millions of hearts.
Trufax, guise.
Let’s ignore the fact that he has a relative accurate assessment of tumblr.
PRAY. PRAY THE GAY AWAY.
(Source: capncolfer, via holyhandgrenaded)
stop laughing! XD
“Young women find themselves drawn to images of men engaging in premarital kissing through tumblr and many end up...
I can’t even…
You have amused Hans Landa! XD
HAHA YOU’RE FUNNY